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The poetry of this video is extraordinary.

”Tesla Cybertruck. Brought to you by paying a sex worker to watch you play Helldivers. There is no room for automotive journalism with Tesla anymore. I’ve watched a revolutionary automaker transform from a plucky underdog to an oppressive corpo jingoist within the span of only 10 years. The hair-plugged and TRT-injected owner bought Twitter, turned it into a bot and Russian provocateur cesspool and then sucked up to Immortan Joe and was rewarded with his own government agency where he and his hangers-on can play pretend cops.”

”Now he exists as a vitamin D deficient blob rambling into rogue microphones unable to answer even slow pitch softball questions. The people surrounding him are equally devoid of moral compasses, driven only by opportunity and manipulation. Each of his advisers have IV needles buried deep into his spine, sucking what clout, marrow and connections are left in his anterior pelvic tilted skeleton. And the Cybertruck is his latest, and for all we know, his last creation. A rotten geometric slab of cruel freeway oppression driven by people who, as children, spent every recess standing right next to the teacher.”

https://yt.axbom.com/?id=L3oO510dyVI

In case you’re not familiar with Immortan Joe, this is a good explainer:

https://headstuff.org/topical/donald-trump-immortan-joe-66802/

🔗 Originally posted on Akkoma

15 Apr 2026, 19:07
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