Major server issue going on here. All my websites are down and I'm hustling to figure out what's going on and trying out if the backups will restore. But at least I can appreciate my Akkoma instance being on a separate server in another country so I can complain about it here.
Aaaand we're back. But I don't think everything is fixed. It's just running and I shouldn't touch anything again before I have at least 6 hours on hand... is essentially the current status.